Help! Jupiter’s Rising and My Pants are Getting Shorter!

*DIET*, n: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit. That definition is from Not Your Average Dictionary, and it’s a noun I’ve been in need of putting to good use lately. My pants are getting shorter, and that means I’m gaining weight. How can that happen in the summer, of all times? We’re more active in the summer, … More Help! Jupiter’s Rising and My Pants are Getting Shorter!