Astro Humor ~ Scorpio: Maudie and the Graveyard

Moon in ShadesMa and Pa are sitting out on the porch one evening in their rocking chairs. Pa stops his whittling and hangs his head in grief, “Poor ol’ Maudie, a-layin’ out there in the graveyard.” Ma, never missing a stitch from her needle work replied, “Yep…she’d be better off dead.”